My tweets

  • Wed, 13:21: How about this one? “Elevator rapist pwned by a kid.” She totally whups his ass. She’s my superhero https://t.co/Svj2YJcs
  • Wed, 13:22: I never noticed. Is that little girl wearing a gi & black belt? Who would mess w/her? #stupidcriminals
  • Wed, 13:28: I don’t know how to make paragraphs, lol. “Goodreads issues new guidelines. Welcome to Goodwrites!” from VacuousMinx http://t.co/1BuWerrZ
  • Wed, 13:31: “Hey I just read you, and this is crazy, but you’re an asshole, so f*ck you maybe?” ♥♥! That’s my nindo http://t.co/ETxkh1b1
  • Wed, 13:32: RT @beckyblackbooks: @HarperKingsley0 There are few things I love more than hearing about scumbags getting their asses kicked by kids, w …
  • Wed, 13:44: That was awesome! My bro was laughing RT @beckyblackbooks: Favourite bit – when she dragged him back into the lift as he tried to escape.
  • Wed, 14:04: RT @ShittingtonUK: “Be right back, gotta drop the kids off at the pool!” –resentful dad who really hates his kids leaves to take a dump
  • Wed, 14:20: 6 days left! HABO, say yes to indie comics. “The Mighty Titan by Joe Martino – Kickstarter” http://t.co/V4vIrC8D
  • Wed, 14:26: “My name is Harry Potter and… I… am… a wizard!” Tony Stark: “And I am a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist. Plus one’d you.”
  • Wed, 15:24: Lol. Dear GBF: “I don’t like it when I’m judged on my appearance (but all skinny girls are stupid sluts)” http://t.co/YmPEzgPc

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