The quail Sailor Moon doesn’t look like he’s gonna make it much longer

I’m feeling a bit sad because it looks like one of my quail, Sailor Moon, isn’t going to make it much longer.

A while back, before we got the kitten Lemon, I went out to feed the quail and I found Sailor Moon huddled in his box. And all the other quail were very quiet and subdued, some of them waiting until I was far away before coming out to eat. Sailor Moon had always been so bold before, I thought maybe something had happened, but I figured maybe a raccoon had walked by the cages or they’d spotted the dog earlier. I didn’t think much about it.

The next day, I realized that he was moving funny, hopping around on one leg. But he wouldn’t let me get close enough to look in the morning, so it wasn’t until the afternoon that I realized his foot was all messed up.

That’s how we found out Lemon’s mom and sibling were hanging around the quail cages, hunting beneath them for wild birds and taunting the quail for amusement. I saw the kitten rise up to bat at the bottom of Sailor Moon’s and OSB’s cages.

One of those cats scratched Sailor Moon’s leg pretty bad. That’s what I’m assuming happened to cause the original injury.

Since then, Sailor Moon’s foot and leg went really bad. I treated the wound with watered down cider vinegar, honey, and salt (not all mixed together). And while dead tissue doesn’t come back, he seemed much better.

I’m willing to live with a one-legged bird. I give him extra food and treats and worry about him a little more than the others, but I expected him to be all right.

Only he’s been ripping out his feathers again (something he did when first wounded) and I’m assuming that it’s pain related. But this time, there was blood all over his cage. Like enough to drip on the ground below 😦

I don’t know what to do for him. I’m not a bird doctor. And even if I was, I don’t think he’s going to get better.

I added some cayenne pepper and crushed red pepper to his food. Hopefully it will help him with the pain. So if the feather ripping is pain related, maybe he can settle enough to get a bit better.

He’s eating food. He hops around on his one leg. But the weather has gotten cold and I’m assuming it pains him at night or until it warms up during the day.

I could take him away from the other birds, but if he’s going to die anyway I don’t want to give him the further trauma of dying all by himself. He seems to like seeing the other quail nearby, even if he’s in a separate cage.

I’m so sad about Sailor Moon. I feel so helpless in the face of his pain.

Somewhere in my heart, I thought I’d get to put him back together with Tuxedo Mask and they would be happy and have a bunch of chicks together. But with his bad leg, she would have beaten him up, or he would have hurt himself trying to chase her.

It’s just so sad.

THE DAMAGING MYTH OF “CANCEL CULTURE”

To me, the term "cancel culture" is a weapon of the unencumbered mind. It is the last ditch "Well you’re wrong" defense of someone that’s purposely keeping themselves ignorant.

It’s the anti-Woke.

"You want me to realize that my actions have further consequences than me simply eating a burger?"

Yeah, dude. That’s part of being a citizen of the world.

Here I am, dealing with an overwhelming amount of cat poop, and you’re questioning why I don’t want to buy from certain retailers or eat from certain restaurants? Why I don’t want to give money to people that support detestable views and/or commit unacceptable acts? (Looking at you, big game hunter man. Real tough shooting endangered animals with your high-end scope from half a mile away. Real sporting. A nice look for you and the company you’re the face of. Real fancy.) Why I won’t put up with massive amounts of abuse from companies that have a long history of treating people badly?

I have cat poop to deal with. Lots, and lots of cat poop.

Why?

"Because you have two cats? Duh?"

Naw, man. I have tons of cat poop to deal with because I don’t buy those little plastic cat litter bags anymore. I haven’t used them for a long long time. From the moment I first realized that plastic is bad for the environment.

They’re finally notifying the general public that bits of plastic have made their way into the food we eat and the water we drink. They’re suggesting drinking tap water to help limit plastic consumption.

Like, it’s not just fish, people!

I knew it wasn’t just fish from the first moment they cut that fish open and all those tiny microbeads came rolling out. That’s why I stopped buying the face cleaner with the little balls in it. Because they were plastic being washed directly down the drain. Their purpose was to be washed down the drain.

And humans are the most disgusting creatures on the planet. Even knowing that we’re fouling the water, we run our sewers right into the sea. Just a bare minimum of cleaning, then we release contaminated water back into the wild. Back into our food supply.

"But I didn’t know. Don’t blame me. It was my parents’ generation that started it."

The information is freely available. Holding your hands over your ears and going "La-la-la" doesn’t mean you didn’t know or have the opportunity to educate yourself.

Human greed is ruining the environment.

Just like human greed is ruining the human body.

"What?!?"

Yeah, brah.

There is tons of sugar in everyday foods–some that shouldn’t even have sugar in them–because the sugar industry falsified scientific reports. They pointed an accusatory finger to FAT (which messed up the butter industry, the snack industry, the diet market) and denied, denied, denied.

It was an epic tapdance number of "Nah, nah, sugar doesn’t cause heart problems. That’s all fat and cholesterol. Diabetes? Never heard of it" as they DUMPED sugar into cereals, packaged meals, meat products, childrens’ drinks, BREAD. Everything got a healthy dose of sugary sugar.

And the current Big Sugar? "Don’t blame us. It wasn’t us. It was those other guys we bought this multibillion dollar industry from. We’re sweet young lambs. We’re just as shocked as you all are" doesn’t work.

We’re still irate.

Even though people had been yelling for DECADES that sugar is unhealthy, we’re still irate. Because sugar is addictive. Our brains love it. We can remember where sugary snacks are more readily than we can remember where we put our glasses down.

The human brain is wired to respond to things. And the people we trusted made us distrust things we shouldn’t have while pouring poison-levels of sugar into every food on the shelves. To the point that a whole market for "sugar free" and "organic" foods developed into a multi-multibillion dollar industry.

And on the whole, we still don’t know what’s in our food.

Sometimes, we’re not even sure if our food is actually food, and not "food." There’s so much filling and pilling going on that I low-key expect that I’m eating cancer causing stuff when I buy store brand packaged food.

I overcome my sense of dread to eat the food I buy, because I don’t trust the government to enforce the "All food must be food" laws.

So with all that stress happening everyday, where I’m side-eyeing cans of coffee and slowly chewing my bread to see if I can taste the cancer causer, why would I CHOOSE to give money to transphobes and racists? Why would I support homophobes and women-haters?

Why would I climb off my couch to give money to horrible people I wouldn’t spit on if they were on fire?

"Cancel culture" is the excuse small-minds give as to why their businesses are tanking.

Take a look at themselves? Consider why people might be disgusted or angered by something they’ve done/said/supported with money earned from the company? Nah. It’s better to scream "They canceled us? They can’t do that!" and hire a trollfarm to go out and spam message boards and blogs and just make everyday a little bit worse for regular people.

A CEO gives money received from the company to a horrible cause.

I can choose to not give that company my money.

That’s pretty much the definition of capitalism.

There’s a free market out there, and I’m freely choosing not to eat racist chicken or use misogynistic crafting supplies.

I am dealing with massive amounts of cat poop even though the most convenient thing would be to buy the plastic cat litter bags. I could scoop the poop into a bag, tie it off, toss it in the trash, and that would be that. No muss, fuss, or visible proof that cats even defecate.

Instead there are dried cat poops filling the bathroom garbage, and even if they don’t smell, they are far from sightly.

And that’s what I deal with, day after day. Massive amounts of cat poop.

Because plastics are killing the planet I’m living on. Fracking is ripping holes in the planet’s crust. People washing their cars are letting the polluted runoff flood into the storm drains. Internet service providers are cheating us. Cable TV is running out of content. And the thought of eating racist chicken, and having to deal with the subsequent guilt, is just too much for me.

Cancel culture is simply the public expressing their free-market choice to not give money to terrible people.

Because just like all the filthy water trickles its way down into the sea, that burger that tastes so good in the moment was purchased with money that will trickle into the pockets of those that should not be supported.

I don’t judge what other people choose to do with their money. But when I’m constantly bombarded with people complaining about "cancel culture," I feel like those people are trying to tell me what to do with my money.

This is a democracy. Stop acting like fascists.

It’s tired. It’s old. And it’s killing everything.

Wake up.

Shocky the Clown seems to be turning into something else. Idk.

CW: disturbing. obsession. serial killer. clown.

SHOCKY THE CLOWN

The story of “Shocky the Clown” (real title TBD).

Killer picks a victim, stalks and terrifies him, kills those close to him, is arrested and executed/experiences a one of a kind death, returns for that final victim.

Popcorn fair but for your text-to-speech earholes.

Killer POV: creepy obsession. stalking. heavy introspection and f’d up stuff.

Victim POV: begins during/after the execution/death. some slight flashbacking, but just fill in deets. mostly action.


Killer POV: The feel of being electricity. Of having the power of gods. To be able to see him, and know that he was invisible, unseen, able to do anything he wanted to his dear love.

Victim POV: There was a sense of being watched. Of something frightening lurking around every corner. It was what Aaron hated the most about the whole thing: the loss of his sense of safety.

The world had become a thing of shadow and fear.

He wanted his sense of self back.

He wanted to be comfortable in his own skin.

He wanted to look around at the empty room and be able to accept that it was empty. That leering nightmare face wasn’t going to pop up in the window or behind him in the mirror.

He wanted to believe the monster was dead. And he couldn’t.

Because the monster built a home in his head. And Aaron had nowhere else to live.

Killer POV: They were chasing him. He could hear them crashing through the woods behind him.

He would not stop. Could not stop.
Because if he let them stop him, he would never see his love again. Would never taste his supple flesh and eat his strength.

And oh, but his love was strong. He’d cried over the losses he’d been dealt–“Mama, mama,” he’d screamed, a beautiful wail of pain–but he hadn’t given up. He’d still tried to fight back. And even in his failure he was beautiful.

And Ian wanted him back. Would take him back.

Because they were one soul in two bodies. They belonged together, no matter what the world said or fooled his love into believing.

They belonged together. They were ONE. Because he willed it so.

Killer POV: he doesn’t really view Aaron as a person. Refuses to call him by his name because that’s not the name his love would have.

Aaron.

Victim POV: he feels guilty that he “brought that evil clown” into his family’s life, never mind that it wasn’t his fault. He has misplaced guilt and a lot of bubbling rage.

A fukking killer supernatural clown wants to come after him?!? Aaron’s gonna fukk him up!

Alternating -> Ian || Aaron


They were chasing him. He could hear them crashing through the woods behind him.

He would not stop. Could not stop.

Because if he let them stop him, he would never see his love again. Would never taste his supple flesh and eat his strength.

And oh, but his love was strong. He’d cried over the losses he’d been dealt–“Mama, mama,” he’d screamed, a beautiful wail of pain–but he hadn’t given up. He’d still tried to fight back. And even in his failure he was beautiful.

And Ian wanted him back. Would take him back.

Because they were one soul in two bodies. They belonged together, no matter what the world said or fooled his love into believing.

They belonged together. They were ONE. Because he willed it so.

His pursuers were getting closer and the number had grown.

The strength in his legs and lungs was failing, but he urged himself on–FASTER! HARDER! STRONGER!–and refused to stop even when his legs began to tremble with the strain and his breathing took on a whistling wheeze.

He ran uphill through the woods, away from the distant lights of the town. He didn’t know where he was going, but if he could find someplace to go to ground, he would take the chance.


The feel of being electricity. Of having the power of gods. To be able to see him, and know that he was invisible, unseen, able to do anything he wanted to his dear love.

His Arianetta.


There was a sense of being watched. Of something frightening lurking around every corner. It was what Aaron hated the most about the whole thing: the loss of his sense of safety.

The world had become a thing of shadow and fear.

He wanted his sense of self back.

He wanted to be comfortable in his own skin.

He wanted to look around at the empty room and be able to accept that it was empty. That leering nightmare face wasn’t going to pop up in the window or behind him in the mirror.

He wanted to believe the monster was dead. And he couldn’t.

Because the monster built a home in his head. And Aaron had nowhere else to live.

Ian DeMorne, the name the monster had worn when he was walking around everyday. The Clown when he put on his Face and went out to do horrible horrible things.

My Arianetta. My darling. My love,” ground out that voice.

And though Aaron couldn’t feel the breath on his skin or those hands on his hips, he knew that they were there.

He woke the house with his screams.

Aunt Katy burst in with a mini-baseball bat in her hands and a wild determination to her eyes. “What is it? What’s going on!”

Aaron sat up from where he’d been clenching the edge of his blanket over his cheeks and scooted back until his shoulders met the headboard. “I’m okay. I’m sorry. I’m alright.”

What’s going on in there?” Cousin Armando called from his room.

“Nothing. Go back to sleep,” Aunt Katy commanded gently.

Aaron could see the bedroom lights disappearing down the hallway behind her as six bedroom doors closed, click, click. His room was at the end of the hall; they could hear everything that he did. (There was a reason he loved music.)

“Are you all right, dear?” Aunt Katy asked. She had lowered the bat down to her side and her left arm crossed her waist to lightly rest on her right elbow.

Her nails were painted a rainbow of hues, each striped with a swirl of colors, pinks, blues, green, yellows, reds, purples, and bursts of glittery silver. He appreciated her attempts to bring color into this otherwise bland place.

“I’m alright, Aunt Katy. I’m so sorry I woke everyone.” He straightened his blankets with his hands and fought not to be exposed in his bedclothes.

“I’m sorry you’re having bad dreams again,” she said gently.

He scoffed a laugh. “I know it’s a bit morbid, but I would have thought his death would stop all the nightmares, not give me more. It just feels like I can feel his breath on the back of my neck. I know it’s not real, but I feel like it is.”

“I’m sorry,” she said again.

“I know. It’s alright,” he said. He attempted to give her a smile.

She accepted it graciously as she did all things.

There were so many limitations to their interactions. The cameras and the microphones were everywhere, and the children of Facility C were all Specials.

He was a Special.

Talking to him was dangerous to everyone around him that was lesser than a Gamma.

Aunt Katy was a Delta.

“Thank you for coming to protect me,” he said.

Her smile was something real and just for him. “I’ll always come for you,” she said. “It’s my duty as your Aunt.”

Aaron laughed. “Thank you Aunty.”

“Bad dreams all gone?” she asked.

“All gone,” he assured. His heartbeat was still a little fast, but it was already slowing.

“I’ll give you a chance to get settled,” she said, turning toward the door. “Goodnight.”

“Goodnight,” he said.

Once she was gone with the door firmly closed behind her, he scrambled out of bed to change his pajamas for another pair. He tried to be quiet as everyone was trying to sleep, but his skin was cringing away from the sweat damp fabric.

He hoped the nightmares weren’t going to get bad again.

He hated making extra work for the laundry workers.


He feels me! He knows that I am here!

It was joy bursting across his every sense. To know that his Arianetta could feel his presence.

That he could still touch his Arianetta on some level.

Watching his love, he admired the lines of his form and fretted over his health.

“I would pamper you if I could,” Ian whispered, aching to reach out and touch.


Katy couldn’t imagine letting her nephew stay in that place alone. Given everything that a growing body needed while at the same time denied the connection of family and of love.

She’d seen the adults that came out of State Youth Facilities. They always seemed mildly bewildered by the world around them as they had to adjust to making decisions of their own.

It hadn’t taken much to fudge a bit of her resume. A few creds passed here and there, and now she was “Aunt Katy” to six Specials.

It was mildly daunting.

Except one of those Specials was her nephew and she wasn’t going to leave him in this place without knowing for sure that he was being treated well and wasn’t growing up to be a robot.


“She doesn’t belong.”

“No. But she’s good for the boy. He wasn’t doing well until her arrival. I think on some level he remembers her.”

“She’s wasting her talents.”

“Perhaps for a time. But he’s only going to be young for a few more years. She’ll move on when he does. Think of this as her taking a vacation.”

“Still… What a waste.”

TBC

ParaShift 2: 05 (Gregor Tierney/Dylan Park, mm, scifi, a/b/o, mpreg, State Rule) #HarperWCK

Find the masterlist here => https://www.kimichee.com/masterlist-paradigm-shift-part-2/<=

Dylan felt a bit of pity for the foolish boy but it was overshadowed by his anger. There was a reason he was having no real part of Micah’s case. Others would be assigned to unknot the mess that had been made.

He sighed and scrubbed a hand over his face. He pitied Micah Figworth, but there was nothing he could do for him. The boy had committed the sin the Inquisition would seek answers for. The case was out of his hands.

There was the insistent 5-note beep of a timer alarm. He tapped his ear, finger unerringly finding the implanted mic button. "Magister Park," he said. "End timer sequence. Order the aircar be brought around."

There was the familiar acknowledgement sequence of notes. He could feel the sound vibrating along his jawbone and up into his skull. It had taken him time to become used to the shivery feel of it. Now the implant’s use had become a familiar kind of strange.

It helped that the personal AI within the implant was tuned enough to know when to use voice function or not–he preferred not.

Dylan shrugged on his coat, gathered up his briefcase, and left the office. There was a lot he needed to get done before he could return to Gregor’s side.

And how hard had it been, to leave not only the warm comfort of the bed but a gently breathing Gregor?

After writing Gregor a note explaining where he was going, Dylan had reluctantly left him behind.

If he could have, he would have stayed in the bed, but his extended time off was over.

The Project was essential to the safety and protection of the planet. There was an invisible timer counting down to the next incursion, the next attack of the Outsiders.

Dylan longed to be back in that bed with Gregor. He would love to enjoy a lazy day. Yet duty had been drilled into him from birth and he knew he had an important job to perform.

The start date of his new posting had been pushed back a few days to allow him time to bond with Gregor, but there was a lot to be done. He was scheduled for half-duty to start, then he was to take over command of The Project.

Even with the events of the night before, there really wasn’t time to rest.

They could very well be facing the end of the human race in two years time. And it was up to Dylan to stop it.

Even if he still wished he were back in bed wrapped around a warm, slumbering Gregor.

There were times when he could do nothing but envy the still ignorant masses. They didn’t know it hadn’t been random nature. They didn’t know the Earth had been attacked three times.

They were able to sleep easy with the hope that tomorrows could be better days. They slumbered unaware of the sword hanging over their heads.

But Dylan knew.

And that’s why he’d reluctantly left a sleeping Gregor alone in bed. Because even though he’d wanted nothing more than to rest beneath those sheets, he had a job to do.

A world to save.

TBC…

I don’t know what’s wrong with my oven :(

I don’t know how it happened, but I forgot today was Thanksgiving. Which means that I started the day with a turkey fresh from the freezer.

It’s totally possible to cook a turkey from frozen: you cook it for time-and-a-half, and you really want to have a pan big enough to deal with the extra melt juice.

I did not have a big enough pan. But I thought I could fake it with tinfoil walls.

It refused to be faked.

Oil drizzled on the oven bottom, which means it filled up with smoke.

No big. I shut the oven off, took the turkey out, wiped the bottom, and turned the oven back on.

It smoked like crazy.

I cleaned again. Still smoked. Like 4 times over an hour.

I don’t see any leftover spilled oil, but it won’t stop smoking 😦

I’m not even sure my turkey was done cooking. All the temperature shenanigans leave some questions unanswered. I just couldn’t handle dealing with all the smoke and gross and I smell like a fry cook.

I let the turkey rest–so all the juices didn’t immediately escape–cut off a bunch and threw it in a pan. I made gravy in another pan, then poured it on the turkey and heated it through.

The turkey with the gravy was tender and delicious and great with potatoes, so whatever. Dinner saved.

I just have a whole half a turkey left that’s a big ol’ question mark on the cooked meter. Ugh.

Thank goodness for soup, that’s all I know. I can’t even make a turkey pot pie with my oven smoking like it is.

First world problems, yo.

Hope the rest of you had a good time. Even if you don’t celebrate the day as anything other than a food day–or maybe not even that–I wish you well.

The Carrion Tree

The birds circled overhead, their screeching caws more than anything else telling him he was far from home.

“The Carrion Tree” by Harper Kingsley

It’s 100% jealousy, not envy // CW

Seeing the Jersey Shore people and the Kardashians and all the other celebrities renting islands and resorts and having a wonderful time while the rest of us are staying home?

It is 100% jealousy, not envy.

There is a true sense that they are taking away from other people with their actions.

-It’s the sight of seeing them out and about having a great time while the rest of us are poor and miserable and worried about the future.

-It’s seeing a celebrity later laugh about having had COVID-19. Or resenting even the ones that are honest about their experiences–“It was miserable”–and knowing that they had the money to receive the best possible care. The kind of care that people making less than $400,000 a year will never know.

-It’s witnessing the complete and utter excess that they represent, and knowing they probably voted Tr0mp because the rich all stick together. (Seriously, you think KayKay voted for Biden? Or do you think her and her whole family voted for the “Keep the Rich Rich” Party because they have no concept of reality*?)

-It’s imagining all the towns and airports they pass through to reach their destination. Realizing that it’s not just the “stars,” but their hairstylists, their assistants, their camera crews, their drivers, their bodyguards, their security, their… everything. Including fans gathering to be part of the background.

They put on a clown show and set a bad example for people that don’t have the budget to practice even a modicum of safety measures. (We’re lucky some people are even wearing masks. Looking at you, Sturgis. Shoulda canceled.)

So these badly timed TV shows about rich people having glorious vacations? It’s grotesque.

We’re in the middle of a pandemic!

Over 1,297,750 deaths attributed to COVID-19 worldwide. Over 247,000 deaths in the United States alone.

And these sub-celebrities are showing themselves on TV and social media having the greatest time of their lives. “There’s no lines!”

I’m tired of “reality TV” that is so far from reality that it’s nothing but propaganda. Just look at the networks paying for this society destroying content, and then look at the network owners.

Then try not to think about all of the sociology experiments those owners funded to discover what does and does not work to condition the human brain. Don’t think about it. Watch TV.

Everything is fine.

Sprinkle a little sugar on it.

MOAR:

*When you live the level of wealth that these people are born into, they honestly have no concept of deprivation. To them, Fyrefest was of apocalyptic proportions–“We’re all dying here”–which was a blatant untruth as they had the money to buy plane tickets or rent planes to get the heck out.

Any of us poors get stuck somewhere?

We have no money to get away.

Our friends and families have no money to either help us get away or come rescue us themselves.

The message from movies like “Taken” isn’t that “Daddy is a killer man and he’s gonna snap necks until he gets you home, girl,” it’s “You’re going to die in a brothel in a foreign country, strung out on drugs. And when you’re finally rescued, it’ll be because somebody is looking for someone else and you’ll have to live or die with the guilt that they left all those other victims behind.”

Being poor is being trapped in an untenable situation because you don’t have money to live.

It’s being stuck somewhere due to financial debt or just an inability to buy a bus ticket. So even if you have a place to go (which you might not), you can’t come up with even $20 to make some energy balls to eat when you start walking the 500 miles home.

And if you’re in another country? And your hosts have taken away your passport?

Events like the Fyrefest–or a Tr*mp rally–where everyone got shipped in, then found out it was “make your own way home” are horrible scenarios. “Sucks to be you… hope you’re all alright” with no real fear because come on. Buses showed up to get them to their cars. They were rich enough to charter jets to get home. They were forced to eat a slice of American cheese on plain white bread rather than the gourmet meal they were expecting.

They were still privileged fukks when they went home.

The rest of us? We’ve been stuck at Fyrefestivus 24/7 for the last 11, nearly 12 months.

We’ve run out of toilet paper.

We’ve run out of clean water.

We’re lonely because we can’t see friends or find lovers because we can’t go out.

We’re cold and we don’t have Internet, yet kids are supposed to be in school.

And we’re pissed off about it.

Because they’re talking about branching off into their own news stations and private channels where they can exclude us for their own peace of mind. (Who wants to see homeless people when they’re eating?) They’ve spent decades funding shows that depict the poor, the disabled, and “the different” in a way that frames their utter xenophobia as some kind of shared joke. (“Hahaha, [minority] people.” “The food of [some other culture] is just as dirty as they are. Huge horse laugh.”)

“It’s just a joke. Why are you taking it so seriously? It’s not like your people are actually dirty. Or that your genitals are in some way of prurient interest and a ‘joking tone’ allows us to say whatever horrible thing we want. [Ethnic] people’s genitals are just made like that; show me yours and I’ll prove it. Why are you getting so butthurt? Why so sensitive? Why you crying? Get over yourself. You’re just stuck up.”

So yeah. Not too keen on watching the rich get richer then share their vacation videos with us.

And then to be such dicks as to buy promotion time for their shows?!?

To FORCE us to watch them having the greatest time of their lives in HD while the rest of us are living in squalor, praying we don’t get sick and die? Or worse, get sick and live with long-term medical issues and a crushing debt that means never being free?

“All I want is a room somewhere,
far away from the cold night air…
Wouldn’t it be lover-ly?”

Cat toys question — Imma look for the answer

So I’ve got these two cats now. Well, a cat and a kitten. Which is kind of the problem.

Banjo is kind of a bully. And I’m thinking it’s due to a sense of being usurped. (I’ve seen that Simpsons episode. "Uu-SUR-pER!")

She’s starting to get along with Lemon, but she’s also become kind of aggressive. She’s just all around grumpy.

We try to include her in play, but she just sits and stares. She’s become standoffish. And I think it’s because she feels like she’s losing her place.

I want them to play together.

So I was wondering if there is a toy where they have to cooperate together to get treats. Like a Kong for cats, but forcing cooperative play.

Or are cats not able to relate like that? Would they be able to figure out that the toy only works if they BOTH depress a switch at the same time? Or maybe if they pull at the same time, treats shoot out both ends.

They could become buddies.

Though, maybe I’d regret it if they became hunting pals. I’ve watched stuff on lions and tigers and other big cats:

Two female cats. One a large calico short hair with a kinda smushed face(?) and the other a long-haired tabby (Morris cat). Working together, like lionnesses, they hunt through the house. Pouncing on anything that moves. Bullying the dog. Making everyone regret their life choices.

Panoply on Smashwords

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I’m a monster… expect many clown shoes #SorryNotSorry

I don’t know why, but I’m madly in love with the gif accompanying this tweet:

[gif: a circle-jerk of clown shoes or/also a funny bit about the clowns meeting to circus, but Sarah’s on slow Wi-Fi so misses the group “Circus Yay!” shout, so everyone awkwardly waits, then once they hear her THE CLOWNING INTENSIFIES.]

So many metaphors man. So many uses for this gif. Expect many clown shoes in the future.

Metaphor/symbolism/premonition/dafuqery: He says stupid shit. The media all jump on sharing it. Things start flattening out. Fox News brings up the story in a bat-shit lying way and rile up their “unknowingly oppressed” viewers. Clowning fucking intensifies.

Man. I’m too old for this shit.

~Pax