Friday the 13th thoughts, introspections, and childish fears at frickin’ 4 a.m.

At this point, I don’t even know why I’m awake. Seriousness, I’m completely exhausted, but I can’t seem to close my eyes and I feel like I should be doing something.

It probably doesn’t help much that it’s Friday the 13th. I mean, what if I close my eyes and Freddy Krueger gets me the minute my eyes are closed? He could suck me into my bed like he killed Johnny Depp. I mean, I totally sleep with my laptop like that:

(Possibly disturbing if you’ve never seen Nightmare on Elm Street and you’re less than 13 years old.)

Remember when they used to show scary movie marathons on Friday the 13th? Whatever happened to that? It’s like everyone in the world suddenly got too old to sit around with the lights off watching seven or eight horror movies in a row while eating popcorn and quietly peeing themselves. Geez, no more fun will be had.

Anyways, here’s a list of horror movies before I go sleepy bye:
Darkness — Started off super boring, right up until I was crying because I was alone and scared out of my mind.
A Tale of Two Sisters — Korean horror movie.
Critters — silly scary movie franchise. Though it did make me scared to use the toilet without checking first.
It — scary frickin’ clown. ‘Nough said.
The Devil’s Rejects — like a serial killer roadtrip story.
House of Wax — I’m sorry, that whole town is creepy.
Slither — Elizabeth Banks, Nathan Fillion, aliens. Yeah.
The Crazies — don’t drink the water. Seriously, don’t drink the water.
Oldboy — Korean revenge flick. Guy gets locked away for 15 years with no explanation.
Pandorum — sci-fi horror.

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