If you read this book/watch this movie you will die. “Really? Put that shit at the top of my list.”

Uh, no. I don’t believe your silly superstition, but I’m not stupid either. I’mma let this guy test the waters first.

The premise that someone will risk their life to prove a point in a horror movie is ridiculous. Most people would use someone else as a lab rat.

And by the way, what kind of asshole does that to a friend anyway? “Uh, I watched this killer movie and I’m really depressed about dying in a few days, so I’m going to show this movie to you too so we can share the death. Besties!”

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