My tweets

  • Tue, 23:31: The World War Z trailer looked incredibly stupid… Sorry Brad 😦
  • Tue, 23:53: It sometimes seems as tho they’re wrecking Fb on purpose.How can we suck more? “Welcome To Facebook’s Midlife Crisis”
  • Wed, 00:07: I’m sorry, but these kids are the reason why parents say “Stay away from that weirdo.” It’s not bullying or any kinda -ism if the kid IS bad
  • Wed, 00:09: Some kid gives me a super bad feeling,I’m not going 2 let my kid hang out.I don’t care if that makes me a bad person: Kid safety comes first
  • Wed, 00:11: If I hear the words “gun” “drugs” “liquor” come out of my kid’s mouth after he comes back from a friend’s house… And we’re out.
  • Wed, 00:29: Srsb, the Kid went to a sleepover once & found their gun. I blew the fuck up & the Kid needed a new friend. He was 6.
  • Wed, 00:31: Or beer, weed, jenkum. Anything hinky will earn the side eyes >.> RT @slipperyseal: wow I’m an adult and I don’t even use the word “liquor”
  • Wed, 00:41: These are all great. I’m saving this forever. Favorited! “44 Reasons Why Your Life Will Be So Much Easier”
  • Wed, 00:46: OMG, a graham cracker cookie and pumpkin ice cream. Nom nom. “All your ice cream will be eaten out of a COOKIE BOWL”
  • Wed, 00:48: “You wanna get high?” 😛 RT @Zombie_Phil: Hahaha! “You’re a towel” is one of my favourite comebacks.

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