Sometimes I consider a relationship for the sake of convenience. To do
that, I have to weigh the pros and cons of me.
And honestly, I am totally someone’s dream girl. I’m cute in a round
cheeked Asian girl kind of way. I’m perky. I’m quirky in a pop culture
tee and jeans sort of way. I’m giggly and somewhat funny.
I’m also a terrible bitch to people I don’t want to be around, and
embarrassingly flustered around people I want to impress. Good thing
I’m a super skilled liar with a lack of morals. Let’s me skin out of
situations all over the place.
Sometimes I think I could rule the world if I wanted to, but I’m very
lazy. The world was saved from me, by me. I feel very accomplished.